Cube World!

Watch this game play video for Cube World, by Waffles and myself (and my soon to be pissed off girlfriend).

That was pretty funny, I think....idunno...

Corey Taylor has a new book!

Corey Taylor is one of the coolest dudes on the entire planet. I support virtually anything he touches.In an interview with Loudwire he states, “It’s going to have a different vibe to it, but it’s kind of set up the same way [as 'Seven Deadly Sins']. It’s a discussion and it’s me trying to figure out how I can have this deep belief in the supernatural and the paranormal and stuff like that and yet I am still a pretty vocal atheist, you know? So it’s me trying to find a new way to figure out what these things are.”

He adds, “I’ve seen a lot in my life when it comes to this side of things and I refuse to just write it off like a lot of cynics would. And I’m trying to work it out honestly from a scientific and mathematical point of view. There’s a lot of that in the book and there’s also stories of the experiences I’ve had in the places I’ve lived and the places I’ve worked. There’s a whole chapter about the mansion in which I’ve worked in Los Angeles.” Buy this book here!

New Politics

I found this band on teh interweb a few days ago and I've managed to listen through this album at least 3 times. Rarely do I find music that is worth playing on repeat. This is one of those rare events. Buy it here! New Politics [Explicit] [+Digital Booklet]

Unicron City

Unicorn City

Anyone else seen this movie?  It is one of my favorite movies for many reasons.  If you ever feel bored with life and are compelled to do something different, follow this quote:

"The most important lesson in life is that you are what you pretend to be...if you wanna be a knight, pretend you are a knight. Live by their code and think like one; in the end, you are one."

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Oh Boy! Heart Disease!

     I have little intention of using this blog solely for the purpose of raging about food products however, it seems it is difficult for me to be a consumer lately.
     So there I was, standing in a monstrously long and totally unnecessary line to check out at the "I killed local business" Mart, when this product catches my eye.  At first I was like, "fuck yeah!" jerky...like any sane human would do.  But then, upon closer inspection I saw, Bacon Jerky.  Wat?  Bacon Jerky.  What a cop out for the jerky industry as a whole.  Most meat that is made into jerky at least has a saving grace of not being 75% fat, hell even pork jerky is a relatively good source of protein (other than the sodium content). Now, not only does this replace protein with artery destroying fat, it is loaded with enough salt to properly cure a turd.

      Don't eat this shit! Don't feed this to your children!  And if you do, at least have the proper decency to gag yourself when you are done, reseal the bag and then mail it back to the manufacturer. (Someone do this and then send me pics!)

Soda Flavored Cereal. Wat?!

     So Waffles and I decide to run to the store to pick up a few bricks of government cheese, when suddenly, he thought out loud, "Oi! Perhaps some cereal t'would be nice!"  "Throw in a few chopped nuts, some dates or raisins and call it a breakfast." Aye, it was a breakfast indeed, so after a round of high fives we decided it was to be. But then, whilst surfing the breakfasty aisle I discovered this:

    Wild Red, they call it and at first glance, I thought to myself, "isn't that the name of their knock off soda flavor?" Then at a closer glance, I see what somehow managed to dodge my eye upon first inspection: a giant soda can that is pouring into a tumultuous ocean of milk.  Springing forth from it, a cluster of red puffs that somehow seem to be the third element in the holy triumvirate of diabetes.  After being speechless for nearly an entire minute, I start raging in a fit of obscenities.  Several small children and their confused mothers stood around, completely offended and baffled at what I was raging about. And, I get it.  This is America, land of the free and all that bullshit and it is a choice if you buy a product or not.  So, I am saying don't buy this garbage.  Don't encourage your children (who probably know nothing about nutrition) (they should) to want to eat this or any other 'Wild Red' product.  

Wild as defined by dictionary.com is : living in a state of nature. 

Where in the fuck are wild soda cans growing in nature?  The only wild thing about this product is barbaric nature of its results on your life.  The red should symbolize a big ass red STOP sign, as in: STOP and go read a goddamn book on nutrition or STOP buying groceries and go shove this box up the managers ass for supporting a company that sells this to people. Go home HEB you're drunk.  I mean what's next, Tacos that taste like Doritos that taste like tacos that taste like Doritos?

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diarrhea of a mad black woman

Hi,
As my first official blog, I would like to say thanks for viewing it and I hope you enjoy all of the content hereafter.  To begin with, this is the official blog of JR Adams (me) and it will pertain (mostly) to the random meanderings of the conscious diarrhea that escapes me daily. If you become easily offended or confused, please click the small red 'x' at the top of your browser window, never to return.  (If you aren't using Windows then I don't care about your opinion)