Oh Boy! Heart Disease!

     I have little intention of using this blog solely for the purpose of raging about food products however, it seems it is difficult for me to be a consumer lately.
     So there I was, standing in a monstrously long and totally unnecessary line to check out at the "I killed local business" Mart, when this product catches my eye.  At first I was like, "fuck yeah!" jerky...like any sane human would do.  But then, upon closer inspection I saw, Bacon Jerky.  Wat?  Bacon Jerky.  What a cop out for the jerky industry as a whole.  Most meat that is made into jerky at least has a saving grace of not being 75% fat, hell even pork jerky is a relatively good source of protein (other than the sodium content). Now, not only does this replace protein with artery destroying fat, it is loaded with enough salt to properly cure a turd.

      Don't eat this shit! Don't feed this to your children!  And if you do, at least have the proper decency to gag yourself when you are done, reseal the bag and then mail it back to the manufacturer. (Someone do this and then send me pics!)